torturegardens: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go...
Trying to look sexy while smiling: →
laugh-addict: Expectation: Reality:
That 1 song on your iPod that plays really loud &...
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When someone copies a quote you always say: →
That awkward moment when you say something and...
trillow: if you see a lion and it looks angry just tell him ‘i like your shirt’, lions are bashful creatures and often just need a compliment to brighten their day. however, if the lion doesn’t speak english. well, haha